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Ron Artest: The biggest idiot in NBA history?

https://i0.wp.com/espn.go.com/media/nba/2005/1127/photo/a_artest_268.jpgNo way I would want anyone the likes of Ron Artest be anywhere near my team. I am conservative when it comes to sports and Artest really defies everything that could go wrong when someone doesn’t have the brain cells to match their god given talent. It doesn’t seem like this is a sentiment shared by NBA GM’s as Ron Artest is poised to be traded, yet again, from a team that has grown disgruntled by his antics to another that hopes the “nth time” is a charm.

Now don’t get me wrong. Artest is a beast defensively. He does have talent which is what has allowed him to stick around for this long going into his 4th team it seems. The Rockets will regret this move. Someone that volatile cannot be contained. The scariest part, I think, its the fact that he is a ticking time bomb. He could go off at the worst possible time. Yes you can pat yourself in the back when things are relatively smooth all season long, but don’t be surprised if good ol’ Ron Ron decides to kick the ball off the court in a crucial moment on the conference finals out of frustration.

His history is one that is either hilarious of shameful depending in what mood you are in that day. I personally don’t like his playing style as he doesn’t seem very fluid to me. He is good but hard to watch.

His hero: Dennis Rodman. His rep matches that of Rodman in terms of trouble https://i0.wp.com/www.playahata.com/images/celebpics/dennisrodman_wedding.jpgrep but you never saw Rodman take into the stands out for Justice. The worst he ever did was marry himself dressed in a wedding gown, but that was entertainment more than straight up ignorance and thuggery. Two of Artests biggest assets.

Hey I may seem to be trashing on the guy, but he is a troubled soul and has clearly skipped many lessons in life. Lets look at my favourite artest moments:

1999: Artest applies for a job at Circuit City to obtain discounts on electronics. It would have been funny if Artest was the Old Dirty Bastard, but a good rapper he is NOT!

2001: Artest claims his defensive ball stealing prowess on the court comes from stealing in the rough neighbourhoods over at good ol Queensbridge, NY. “I used to steal cookies from the store as a kid. I got real good. I used to steal about four packages a day. It prepared me for the league.” A few weeks later he broke Michael Jordans ribs.

2002: Girlfriend claims physical domestic abuse. Artest responds by leaving threatening messages on her voicemail. Cause you know, anyone sane would never use that against him.

2003: Suspended and fined for Smashing a TV after a game. Later on that month, he gets into it with veteran coach Pat Riley during a game. Flips the middle finger on national TV to all the miami fans.

2004: Best year ever. Misses practice, team flight and shootaround for Game 6 of the Eastern conference finals against the pistons. Elbows Richard Hamilton at the end of the game sparking a Pistons victory. Later on asks for time off during the season to promote his rap album “Allure”. Hip-hop fans of the world throw up collectivelly. “I want to take the whole year off, but I’m not because I want to win a championship.” Months later the infamous detroit brawl occurs after he charges to the stands for being hit with a cup of beer while laying completely on the scorers table preventing the game to continue.

2005: After going through hell to accomodate him and help him through the rough times, the pacers decided to trade Artest as he publically asks to be traded. The NBA fines him for going public.

2007: What a year off? Gets in trouble for animal cruelty. Does not feed his dog.

2008: Trade demands put out and then removed force the Kings to stop hoping for change and trade him to the Rockets. Yao Ming and Tmac shake their head in disgust somewhere.

…and this are just a few highlights. His suspension and technical foul record is a tough one to beat. He currently holds the record for longest non drug or gambling related suspension in the NBA.

He should have been kicked out of the league. The brawl he caused in Detroit was the worst scenario I have seen in all these years of NBA ball. I like Stern, and I know the Players Association would have been after his ass if he tried it, but in my books the fans(aka the money spending customers) are untouchable. What he did was a disgrace to the sport and the NBA should not have given him another chance. But, hey, what do I know about anything. The Rockets are fingers crossed and ready to welcome Artest in hopes of a championship. I guess no one told them that he is the definition of damaged goods.

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July 31, 2008 - Posted by | Sports | , , , , , , , , , , ,

8 Comments »

  1. Ron Artest wore #91 in tribute of Dennis Rodman the year where he went into the Detroit stands and started the brawl. Then he wore #93 with the Kings. I wonder what kind of strange number he’s going to wear next.

    Comment by Twinkletoes Sugarberry | July 31, 2008 | Reply

  2. For me, he’s just a looby. Besides, rumor has it Yao Ming is kind of upset about Artest’s trade!

    Comment by Julien | July 31, 2008 | Reply

  3. Yao is happy now and Ron Artest is far for a cancer in the lockeroom. Ron Artest is a great player with an unbalanced attitude but hes been good in Houston

    Comment by D | April 30, 2009 | Reply

  4. I think you’re entirely too harsh on the man. Perhaps you should read my defense of him here: http://djmilbrand.livejournal.com/2009/05/09/

    Comment by Dan | May 9, 2009 | Reply

  5. Artest is woman beating, dog starving dung stain of a human being

    Comment by Karen | April 19, 2010 | Reply

  6. I hope the lose just because he’s on their team

    Comment by Karen | April 19, 2010 | Reply

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  8. It is so easy to bash people for all their wrong doings and then add SOME good points. Obviously we know that Worldpeace has some troubled areas in his life and needs positive guidance. People who know The Lord need to keep him up in prayer and Christ can change his life. We hear enough of the negative comments from all the different types of media. Let’s encourage and stop tearing down others.

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